Watching one of my few “conservative” friends agree with them on something or turn my rapier wit towards liberals is utterly hilarious. On those rare occasions when my opinion happens to coincide with theirs, and adhere to the confines of their total confirmation bias bubble world, their little wingnut eyes light up with utter joy as if…
You know you’re a redneck… when you don’t have better things to do than come here and leave a comment insulting your own intelligence. Those will not be approved. This isn’t a democracy. It’s a socialist, centralized, pinko-commie place run by a ruthless dictator – me. Your comments will be rounded up and sent to…
As you may have read the new Ukrainian government sent in tanks and other armored vehicles to free some of the Eastern Ukrainian government buildings of Russian rebels. A few hours into this endeavor the Ukrainian tanks were on the move… under Russian flags. Wait, what? Here’s a dramatic recreation of how that might have happened…
I’m fascinated by sociology (the science of how people act) and psychology (the science of how people think) and discrepancies between the two. So… monogamous relationships. It is no secret to anyone who doesn’t live in the world of rose colored glasses that a great number of people have a difficult time sustaining long term…
All right. I’ve had it with you people polluting my Facebook feed with inane, mundane tripe. So here are some rules. 1. Don’t limit your posts to ones only about yourself or selfies. Post about your interests whatever they may be. Music, movies, tech, science, politics, current events, art… whatever. As long as you have…
Not many things make me cringe more than politicians trotting out a horribly maimed soldier so they can use him to display THEIR patriotism. During the recent State of the Union, Sgt. Cory Remsburg, who was almost killed by an IED in Afghanistan, leaving him with life altering injuries, was the pawn of choice. This is…
This is a general rule of arguments and persuasion. Whenever you’re trying to make what you think is a valid point and convince others, but feel the urge to make some sort of a comparison to the Nazis don’t do it. Not only it makes you seem completely insane and detached from reality, but the…
I’m looking forward to Evan Spiegel’s book, “How I Pissed Away $4 Billion by Being a Greedy Fuck”. If you’re a normal person (meaning not in tech or don’t follow it) you may be asking who the fuck is Evan Spiegel? I’ll save you the googling and tell you. He’s a 23-year old CEO of…
I never understood why someone named Richard would ever go by Dick. I mean, if you wanna shorten it go with Rich. Being rich is always better than being a dick. Although, come to think of it, most rich people are dicks, so they’re both rich and dicks at the same time. Never mind.
I’m having an interesting debate with one of my buddies about Youtube’s new comments system which will tie Youtube accounts to your real name Google+ account. He’s on the side of the new system, which Youtube hopes will greatly improve the quality of comments. The thinking behind it assumes that people will be less likely…
American football A sport that only a total moron would call football considering that it’s primarily played with hands. Calling it football makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. Played by violent, steroid infused, mostly obese idiots who can’t run for more than five seconds and posses IQs well below 100. Consists mostly of them running into…
There are few things more entertaining than someone writing something rooted squarely in reality and backed up by iron clad logic that causes ultra feminazis to self combust in the flames of righteous indignation like balloons full of anger air. Especially when that something is written by a woman who is clearly far more intelligent…
– You spend more money on ammo than food. – Your idea of a perfect vacation is spending a long weekend at a gun range. – You own 47 guns, but are saving up to buy another one. – You own more guns than pieces of furniture. – You would rather oil up one of…
A few nights ago had an unfortunate privilege of watching “Falling Overnight“. Not exactly sure how it made it into the top 10 of my Netflix queue, but my guess is that I read an article about it getting 9 awards from various film festivals. Two things I have concluded from this experience. One. When…
Are any of the following true? You judge a person in their entirety based on… a) Their political beliefs b) Their religious beliefs c) The type of music they listen to d) The type of mobile device their prefer c) The type of computer OS they prefer d) Whether they agree that your favorite movie…
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